The Johnathon Maximus Dance

I'm Jonathon Maximus and I like Cheetos,

Cheetos are great, Cheetos are cool

everyday I wake up and I eat Cheetos

as long as they're not

flamin' hot.

If you say that quavers are the better snack

I will definitely break your back

Doritos just can't compare

Walkers are just flavored air

Pringles are so bad that they make me pull my hair!

In fact all crisps are really bare

So Cheetos are really

The best of them all

I told you before that

Cheetos are cool

In fact I'm off to eat some right now,

Oh wait they're Flamin' Hot

OW OW OW